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ANDREW LOVES TORONTO

ANDREW LOVES TORONTO
By The Gadzookian

The Gadzookian was recently asking people what they love most about Toronto.  A nice man named Andrew was most eloquent in listing the things he loves most about the city – from Union Station to Don Mills, from TVO to the Toronto Pipe Band – Andrew loves lots of Toronto.

When the number got past 30, Gadzooks wondered if there was anything Andrew didn’t like about the city. “City Council,” he said without hesitation. “There are too many of them and they’re all a bunch of pricks too busy knifing each other behind the back to get anything done.”

Well, there you have it.

What about you? Gadzooks wants to know what you love about this city. In the meantime, check out Andrew’s list of his favourite things about the city.

(The Toronto Police Pipe Band? Really?)

Andrew’s list of things he loves about Toronto in a particular order:

  1. That it’s not the United States!
  2. Its diversity
  3. The waterfront
  4. Hockey Night In Canada
  5. TVO
  6. Barenaked Ladies
  7. My community and my local pub
  8. Diversity of food available
  9. That the rest of Canada thinks we suck
  10. How Don Mills was planned
  11. Toronto in the fall
  12. St. James Cathedral
  13. City swimming pools
  14. Union Station
  15. City golf courses, especially Datonia
  16. Beautiful ravines
  17. Scarborough Bluffs
  18. Fox Movie Theatre in The Beaches
  19. The Queen Street Viaduct
  20. Edward’s Gardens
  21. Trinity Bellwoods Park and that nursing home behind it
  22. That church behind the Eaton Centre
  23. The Royal York
  24. Maple Leaf Gardens
  25. The Leafs
  26. Wexford Restaurant at Lawrence and Warden
  27. The Crooked Star
  28. Massey Hall
  29. The Danforth and the Danforth Music Hall
  30. The Toronto Police Pipe Band
  31. Yorkville, I guess
  32. Cabbagetown
 

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