I Saw...
Had he fallen from the sky? Was this some kind of Action Man bulb that would eventually sprout into an action figure bush? Had he been dragged here by squirrels, trying to protect his exposed naked body?
Or had a spider, grown fat on insects and small birds, decided to lay a trap by hiding under the soil and waiting for gullible, plump, red-faced children?
Cordially submitted by Rod Weatherbie